{"id":1003,"date":"2012-02-06T12:01:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T11:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2021-03-29T22:01:13","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T21:01:13","slug":"un-monde-bien-range","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=1003","title":{"rendered":"Un monde bien rang\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Construisons ensemble le pays dont nous r\u00eavons&#8230; Des id\u00e9es claires, un peu d&rsquo;ordre et l&rsquo;on remarque que le paradis n&rsquo;est pas loin de chez nous.<\/h2>\n<h2>Allez, rangeons tout!<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vDqhowQV5ng?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2012, tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>Un monde bien rang\u00e9<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles, musique et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nMusique, chant et guitare&nbsp;: <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Une cr\u00e8che pour les bambins<br \/>\nUn hospice pour les vieillards<br \/>\nUne bonne dans chaque salle de bains<br \/>\nUne chaise roulante pour les motards<\/p>\n<p>Et tous les gamins \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cole<br \/>\nEt puis l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 en colonie<br \/>\nEt pour ceux qui font les marioles<br \/>\nLes cuisines scolaires \u00e0 midi<\/p>\n<p><em>Et le monde sera bien rang\u00e9<br \/>\nEt les vaches seront bien gard\u00e9es<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Les recrues \u00e0 la caserne<br \/>\nLes officiers au carnotzet<br \/>\nLes paysans \u00e0 la ferme<br \/>\nPour faire le fromage et le lait<\/p>\n<p>Et des yaourts bien cr\u00e9meux<br \/>\nGr\u00e2ce aux subventions f\u00e9d\u00e9rales<br \/>\nLes terres de paysans heureux<br \/>\nFont les pays de cartes postales<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Des contr\u00f4les \u00e0 la fronti\u00e8re<br \/>\nDans les trains et les cin\u00e9mas<br \/>\nDans les \u00e9glises dans les cimeti\u00e8res<br \/>\nLes resquilleurs ne passeront pas<\/p>\n<p>De l&rsquo;argent propre pour les journaux<br \/>\nDans des caissettes accr\u00e9dit\u00e9es<br \/>\nDes gens honn\u00eates r\u00e9veill\u00e9s t\u00f4t<br \/>\nEt des trains CFF bond\u00e9s<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Des \u00e9trangers heureux chez eux<br \/>\nQui nous accueillent pour les vacances<br \/>\nDes voisins sobres et silencieux<br \/>\nEt des factures pay\u00e9es d&rsquo;avance<\/p>\n<p>Les ch\u00f4meurs bien cach\u00e9s<br \/>\nEt les clochards \u00e0 l&rsquo;isolement<br \/>\nLes cyclistes sur le bas-c\u00f4t\u00e9<br \/>\nLes hommes d&rsquo;affaire sur le devant<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Construisons ensemble le pays dont nous r\u00eavons&#8230; Des id\u00e9es claires, un peu d&rsquo;ordre et l&rsquo;on remarque que le paradis n&rsquo;est pas loin de chez nous.<\/p>\n<p>Allez, rangeons tout!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1006,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[87,86,85,19,13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1441,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions\/1441"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}