{"id":1305,"date":"2013-10-30T14:36:24","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T13:36:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=1305"},"modified":"2021-03-29T21:54:29","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T20:54:29","slug":"cest-quil-la-merite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=1305","title":{"rendered":"C&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il l&rsquo;a m\u00e9rit\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Cessons de nous plaindre. La vie est juste, elle se donne \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00eatre travailleur et m\u00e9ritant, et se d\u00e9robe au pervers, \u00e0 l&rsquo;inculte, au marginal ou au s\u00e9ditieux. En ce noble monde, chacun re\u00e7oit ce qu&rsquo;il a sem\u00e9. L&rsquo;argent et l&rsquo;amour n&rsquo;\u00e9lisent que ceux qui leur ressemblent.<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9L0xrhf1gV8?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2013, tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>C&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il l&rsquo;a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles, musique et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nMusique, chant et guitare&nbsp;: <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Si Monsieur Vasella a un si bon salaire<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi Roger Federer a tant de supporters<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi Monsieur Strauss-Kahn a des ennuis judiciaires<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi Monsieur Poutine est encore populaire<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Si tu dois \u00e0 ta femme une pension alimentaire<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi tes coll\u00e8gues de travail n\u2019veulent pas d\u2019toi pour la bi\u00e8re<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi tu prends la porte comme ton boss le sugg\u00e8re<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi les caisses maladies ne te remboursent plus gu\u00e8re<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p><i>Faut pas chercher de midi \u00e0 quatorze heures<br \/>\nLes montres suisses ne font jamais d\u2019erreur<br \/>\nOn a l\u2019talent qu\u2019on a, il fait le temps qu\u2019il fait<br \/>\nLes bons s\u2019enrichissent quand moisissent les mauvais<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Si Bastian Baker fait danser dans les chaumi\u00e8res<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi Marc L\u00e9vy n\u2019\u00e9crit que des best-sellers<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi Lance Armstrong a chop\u00e9 son cancer<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019il l\u2019a m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nEt si les Ha\u00eftiens peuvent voir trembler la terre<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019ils l\u2019ont m\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>Et surtout reste au coin j\u2019ai pas fini d\u2019parler<\/p>\n<p>Si on t\u2019a priv\u00e9 de sortie et de dessert<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi tu t\u2019es plant\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9preuve de grammaire<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nSi ta m\u00e8re est au ch\u00f4mage et ton p\u00e8re adult\u00e8re<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<br \/>\nEt si tu vas tripler ta quatri\u00e8me primaire<br \/>\nC\u2019est qu\u2019tu l\u2019as m\u00e9rit\u00e9<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cessons de nous plaindre. La vie est juste, elle se donne \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00eatre travailleur et m\u00e9ritant, et se d\u00e9robe au pervers, \u00e0 l&rsquo;inculte, au marginal ou au s\u00e9ditieux. En ce noble monde, chacun re\u00e7oit ce qu&rsquo;il a sem\u00e9. L&rsquo;argent et l&rsquo;amour n&rsquo;\u00e9lisent que ceux qui leur ressemblent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[109,106,107,30,108,15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1305"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1427,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions\/1427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}