{"id":244,"date":"2010-04-15T16:36:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T16:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp\/?p=244"},"modified":"2021-03-29T22:32:03","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T21:32:03","slug":"lamour-a-la-suisse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=244","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Amour \u00e0 la Suisse"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Bien au chaud dans le chalet ou dans un coin du carnotzet, cal\u00e9s entre deux meules de gruy\u00e8re et deux bouteilles de fendant, les Suisses connaissent l\u2019amour. La vie sexuelle des Suisses est riche et color\u00e9e et n\u2019a rien \u00e0 envier \u00e0 celle des Belges.<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2Akg4oZ0Hac?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2010, et Trio, 1982 (extrait), tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>L&rsquo;Amour \u00e0 la Suisse<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles, musique et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nParoles, chant et guitare : <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>On ira au Brassus<br \/>\nBras dessus, bras dessous<br \/>\nTu me montreras tes dessous<br \/>\nJe te monterai dessus<\/p>\n<p><em>C\u2019est l\u2019amour \u00e0 la Suisse<br \/>\nSuisse, Suisse<br \/>\nC\u2019est l\u2019amour \u00e0 la Suisse<br \/>\nSuisse, Suisse<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nLe carnotzet est pouts\u00e9<br \/>\nLa partie de jass est finie<br \/>\nLes amis sont bien rentr\u00e9s<br \/>\nDeux cents des bourgs dans notre lit<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Quand je sors mon fusil d\u2019assaut<br \/>\nJ\u2019veux pas que tu le prennes de haut<br \/>\nFaut pas m\u2019demander l\u2019impossible<br \/>\nAvec tes organes invisibles<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On fera des secousses sismiques<br \/>\nDans l\u2019abri anti\u001eatomique<br \/>\nAvec toi c\u2019est tellement bon<br \/>\nJ\u2019gratterais la religieuse au fond<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Y\u2019a pas de trou dans l\u2019gruy\u00e8re<br \/>\nOui mais y\u2019a des tubes de Parfait<br \/>\nEt si tu veux du dessert<br \/>\nMa cr\u00e8me double sent le muguet<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>J\u2019m\u2019endormirai sans faire expr\u00e8s<br \/>\nAvant de faire des \u00e9tincelles<br \/>\nToi, tu diras \u00ab&nbsp;\u00e7a, c\u2019est fait&nbsp;\u00bb<br \/>\nEn retournant \u00e0 ta vaisselle<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bien au chaud dans le chalet ou dans un coin du carnotzet, cal\u00e9s entre deux meules de gruy\u00e8re et deux bouteilles de fendant, les Suisses connaissent l\u2019amour. La vie sexuelle des Suisses est riche et color\u00e9e et n\u2019a rien \u00e0 envier \u00e0 celle des Belges. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":150,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[55,19],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1472,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions\/1472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}