{"id":256,"date":"2010-02-10T10:15:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T10:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp\/?p=256"},"modified":"2021-03-29T22:39:04","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T21:39:04","slug":"democrate-chretien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9mocrate chr\u00e9tien"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Ils sont le sel et le piment de la politique suisse; leurs id\u00e9es audacieuses nous surprennent tous les jours. Mais qui sont ces \u00eatres rares qui portent sur leurs \u00e9paules et les r\u00eaves et les espoirs de tout un peuple? T\u00e2chons ensemble de le d\u00e9couvrir!<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_2HYiF-6sbU?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2010, tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>D\u00e9mocrate chr\u00e9tien<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nMusique, chant et guitare : <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>C\u2019est un peu comme l\u2019horloge fleurie<br \/>\nComme les accords bilat\u00e9raux<br \/>\nComme une recette Betty Bossi<br \/>\nOn peut m\u00eame pas dire que c\u2019est beau<\/p>\n<p>Comme un conseil du docteur Ruth<br \/>\nUn po\u00e8me de Darius Rochebin<br \/>\nUne vir\u00e9e dans un bar \u00e0 pute<br \/>\nOn sait pas si \u00e7a fait du bien<\/p>\n<p><em>Un d\u00e9mocrate chr\u00e9tien<br \/>\nUn d\u00e9mocrate chr\u00e9tien<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Comme le service client de Swisscom<br \/>\nLa voirie \u00e0 Gen\u00e8ve l\u2019hiver<br \/>\nUne \u00e9pilation du scrotum<br \/>\nOn sait pas bien \u00e0 quoi \u00e7a sert<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est comme la ru\u00e9e vers l\u2019or<br \/>\nUn p\u2019tit appart et un gros chien<br \/>\nL\u2019salaire d\u2019une caissi\u00e8re chez Manor<br \/>\nOn s\u2019dit parfois qu\u2019\u00e7a rime \u00e0 rien<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Comme l\u2019humour de Philippe Cohen<br \/>\nLa sexualit\u00e9 d\u2019Tintin<br \/>\n\u00c7a provoque parfois d\u2019la g\u00eane<br \/>\nEt \u00e7a fait rarement du bien<\/p>\n<p>Comme la culture de D\u00e9caillet<br \/>\nLa tendresse d\u2019\u00c9ric Stauffer<br \/>\nOn veut bien croire que c\u2019est vrai<br \/>\nMais le plus gros reste \u00e0 faire<\/p>\n<p>Comme les fesses de Cheeky DD<br \/>\nLes m\u00e9moires de Morisod<br \/>\nC\u2019es vaguement lisse, c\u2019est rebondi<br \/>\nMais c\u2019est souvent du pipeau<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Comme les scouts, ils disent toujours pr\u00eat<br \/>\nMais on n\u2019les voit jamais bouger<br \/>\nFaudra les \u00e9tudier de pr\u00e8s<br \/>\nQuand ils seront tous fossilis\u00e9s<\/p>\n<p><em>Les d\u00e9mocrates chr\u00e9tiens<br \/>\nLes d\u00e9mocrates chr\u00e9tiens<br \/>\nLes d\u00e9mocrates chr\u00e9tiens<br \/>\nLes d\u00e9mocrates chr\u00e9tiens <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ils sont le sel et le piment de la politique suisse; leurs id\u00e9es audacieuses nous surprennent tous les jours. Mais qui sont ces \u00eatres rares qui portent sur leurs \u00e9paules et les r\u00eaves et les espoirs de tout un peuple? T\u00e2chons ensemble de le d\u00e9couvrir!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":144,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[59,30,55],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1477,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/1477"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}