{"id":274,"date":"2009-11-24T15:48:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T15:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp\/?p=274"},"modified":"2021-03-29T22:41:14","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T21:41:14","slug":"le-livreur-de-minarets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Le Livreur de minarets"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>\u00ab Allah est grand, les minarets aussi, et nous, on n\u2019aime pas les t\u00eates qui d\u00e9passent&nbsp;! \u00bb &#8211; La Communaut\u00e9 des Nains de Jardin (CNJ)<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QKVu1qmFNXQ?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2009, tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>Le Livreur de minarets<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles, musique et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nMusique, paroles, chant et guitare : <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p><em>J\u2019m\u2019appelle Abel, Abel X<br \/>\nJe suis livreur de minarets<br \/>\nIl est joli mon minaret<br \/>\nO\u00f9 c\u2019est qu\u2019j\u2019vous l\u2019met<br \/>\nO\u00f9 c\u2019est qu\u2019j\u2019vous l\u2019met<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pas dans c\u2019quartier, \u00e7a va clocher<br \/>\nC\u2019est pas trop trop clair tes pri\u00e8res<br \/>\nEt s\u00fbr que \u00e7a va perturber<br \/>\nLa sacro sainte heure du souper<\/p>\n<p>Dans ce quartier pas de quartier<br \/>\nPour la foi version basan\u00e9e<br \/>\nEt nous rien qu\u2019\u00e0 t\u2019entendre parler<br \/>\nOn imagine la flotte d\u2019avion<br \/>\nPlant\u00e9e dans les tours du Lignon<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pas dans c\u2019quartier \u00e7a va clocher<br \/>\nOn a nos humeurs nos mani\u00e8res<br \/>\nEt tout c\u2019qui vient les d\u00e9ranger<br \/>\n\u00c7a nous irrite un peu l\u2019ulc\u00e8re<\/p>\n<p>Dans ce quartier pas de quartier<br \/>\nNous on aime bien les \u00e9trangers<br \/>\nL\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 pendant les f\u00eates de G\u2019n\u00e8ve<br \/>\nQuand ils ont le biff\u2019ton l\u00e9ger<br \/>\nEt l\u2019ch\u00e8que en blanc comme dans un r\u00eave<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pas dans c\u2019quartier \u00e7a va clocher<br \/>\nD\u00e9j\u00e0 que les Ritals nagu\u00e8re<br \/>\n\u00c7a nous avait bien perturb\u00e9s<br \/>\nEntre la poire et le gruy\u00e8re<\/p>\n<p>Dans ce quartier pas de quartier<br \/>\nTes pri\u00e8res n\u2019y vont rien changer<br \/>\nMon Gr\u00fctli n\u2019est pas ta Mecque<br \/>\nMon Dieu a chang\u00e9 l\u2019eau en vin<br \/>\nQuand le tien est au r\u00e9gime sec<br \/>\nAlors ton muezzin, le matin<br \/>\nQu\u2019il garde ses salamalecs<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab Allah est grand, les minarets aussi, et nous, on n\u2019aime pas les t\u00eates qui d\u00e9passent ! \u00bb &#8211; La Communaut\u00e9 des Nains de Jardin (CNJ) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[53,60,17,15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1483,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/1483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}