{"id":574,"date":"2007-07-01T09:50:09","date_gmt":"2007-07-01T08:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/?p=574"},"modified":"2025-11-05T14:08:07","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T13:08:07","slug":"marche-arret-point-mort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"Marche, arr\u00eat. Point mort"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2007_marche_arret.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-498\" title=\"2007_marche_arret\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2007_marche_arret.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2007_marche_arret.jpg 540w, http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2007_marche_arret-115x180.jpg 115w, http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2007_marche_arret-193x300.jpg 193w, http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2007_marche_arret-332x516.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/?author=34\">Laurent Trousselle<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4>Faim de si\u00e8cle et Cousu Mouche<br \/>\n2007<br \/>\n200 pages<\/h4>\n<h6><p class=\"product woocommerce add_to_cart_inline \" style=\"border:4px solid #ccc; padding: 12px;\"><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-amount amount\"><bdi><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-currencySymbol\">&#67;&#72;&#70;<\/span>&nbsp;20.00<\/bdi><\/span><a href=\"\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F574&#038;add-to-cart=4371\" aria-describedby=\"woocommerce_loop_add_to_cart_link_describedby_4371\" data-quantity=\"1\" class=\"button product_type_simple add_to_cart_button ajax_add_to_cart\" data-product_id=\"4371\" data-product_sku=\"\" aria-label=\"Ajouter au panier\u00a0: &ldquo;Marche, arr\u00eat. Point mort&rdquo;\" rel=\"nofollow\" data-success_message=\"\u00ab\u00a0Marche, arr\u00eat. Point mort\u00a0\u00bb a \u00e9t\u00e9 ajout\u00e9 \u00e0 votre panier\" role=\"button\">Ajouter au panier<\/a>\t<span id=\"woocommerce_loop_add_to_cart_link_describedby_4371\" class=\"screen-reader-text\">\n\t\t\t<\/span>\n<\/p><\/h6>\n<h3>Le livre<\/h3>\n<p>\u00abJe nettoie mon imperm\u00e9able \u00e0 grande eau. Je v\u00e9rifie que le couple infernal est enferm\u00e9 \u00e0 double tour dans la salle de bains parce qu\u2019ainsi leur m\u00f4me, m\u00eame r\u00e9veill\u00e9 en pleine nuit, ne risquera pas de croiser les cadavres de Papa Maman. (.)<\/p>\n<p>Avant de partir j\u2019essuie avec une lingette la totalit\u00e9 des endroits ayant \u00e9t\u00e9 en contact avec mes gants. Je plonge l\u2019appartement dans le noir avant d\u2019ouvrir toutes les fen\u00eatres: les courants d\u2019air feront changer de place les pollens. (.)<\/p>\n<p>En repassant la porte coch\u00e8re, je r\u00e9fl\u00e9chis, je d\u00e9compose mentalement les premi\u00e8res heures de la matin\u00e9e, anticipant les gestes que je m\u2019appr\u00eate \u00e0 faire.<\/p>\n<p>Qu\u2019est-ce que je vais faire?<\/p>\n<p>Je vais sauver des dizaines de gens des cartes de cr\u00e9dit qui les ruinent, d\u2019une multitude de jeux de hasard dans les offices de poste et des posti\u00e8res qui les vendent devant vous \u00e0 des enfants, des taxes, de la viande qui tue lentement \u00e0 cause du prion, des escaliers \u00e0 monter quand on est pauvre.\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abJe nettoie mon imperm\u00e9able \u00e0 grande eau. Je v\u00e9rifie que le couple infernal est enferm\u00e9 \u00e0 double tour dans la salle de bains parce qu\u2019ainsi leur m\u00f4me, m\u00eame r\u00e9veill\u00e9 en pleine nuit, ne risquera pas de croiser les cadavres de Papa Maman. Avant de partir j\u2019essuie avec une lingette la totalit\u00e9 des endroits ayant \u00e9t\u00e9 en contact avec mes gants. Je plonge l\u2019appartement dans le noir avant d\u2019ouvrir toutes les fen\u00eatres: les courants d\u2019air feront changer de place les pollens. \u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":498,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[123],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-collection-noire","column","fourcol","has-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7040,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions\/7040"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}