{"id":1183,"date":"2013-02-14T15:28:07","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T14:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2021-03-29T21:57:48","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T20:57:48","slug":"la-pipe-au-pape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=1183","title":{"rendered":"La Pipe au pape"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Le pape, c&rsquo;est comme un Suisse. \u00c7a doit se tuer \u00e0 la t\u00e2che, sans quoi \u00e7a sombre dans la d\u00e9ch\u00e9ance. Petit message \u00e0 cette feignasse de Beno\u00eet XVI.<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rFWbLOI0odg?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2013, tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>La Pipe au pape<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nMusique, paroles, chant et guitare&nbsp;: <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Un pape qui d\u00e9missionne<br \/>\nC\u2019n\u2019est pas tr\u00e8s catholique<br \/>\nEt bien moins cathodique<br \/>\nQu\u2019un pape qui parkinsonne<br \/>\nDommage pour le spectacle<br \/>\nOn n\u2019aura pas tout vu<br \/>\n\u00c0 la cour des miracles<br \/>\nOn ne crucifie plus<\/p>\n<p>Un pape qui se retire<br \/>\nC\u2019n\u2019est pas tr\u00e8s missionnaire<br \/>\nOn n\u2019d\u00e9serte pas l\u2019empire<br \/>\nFond\u00e9 par Dieu le p\u00e8re<br \/>\nCe havre merveilleux<br \/>\nVaut mieux que l\u2019\u00eele de P\u00e2ques<br \/>\nC\u2019est le seul o\u00f9 les Schleus<br \/>\nPassent apr\u00e8s les Polaks<\/p>\n<p><i>La pipe au pape n\u2019est pas cass\u00e9e<br \/>\nAlors pourquoi en changer ?<br \/>\nUn vrai pontife n\u2019est pas plaintif<br \/>\nEt dispara\u00eet sans mot piper<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Un pape qui se d\u00e9tourne<br \/>\nDes vertus cardinales<br \/>\nAlors que la terre tourne<br \/>\n\u00c7a c\u2019est un vrai scandale<br \/>\nMais de bons gars d\u2019ici<br \/>\nL\u00e0 bas montent la garde<br \/>\nAffrontent l\u2019incurie<br \/>\n\u00c0 la, \u00e0 la hallebarde<\/p>\n<p><i>REFRAIN<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Y\u2019a plus que des sous-pape<br \/>\nDepuis Jean Jean-Paul II<br \/>\nIl n\u2019y a plus que des n\u0153uds<br \/>\nPape<br \/>\nMais \u00e7a n\u2019nous \u00e9tonne pas<br \/>\nCar, dit sans mauvaise foi<br \/>\nLe vrai pape est<br \/>\nLe vrai pape est Vaudois<\/p>\n<p><i>REFRAIN<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>REFRAIN<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le pape, c&rsquo;est comme un Suisse. \u00c7a doit se tuer \u00e0 la t\u00e2che, sans quoi \u00e7a sombre dans la d\u00e9ch\u00e9ance. Petit message \u00e0 cette feignasse de Beno\u00eet XVI.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1184,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[101,17],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1432,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions\/1432"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}