{"id":76,"date":"2011-02-11T21:04:05","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T21:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp\/?p=76"},"modified":"2021-03-29T22:15:46","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T21:15:46","slug":"suisse-attitude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Suisse attitude"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Quand nous arrivera une bonne guerre, fasse (90) qu\u2019elle vienne le soir! Parce qu\u2019avec les cours de r\u00e9p\u00e8te, on a appris \u00e0 tirer bourr\u00e9.<\/h2>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='620' height='374' src='https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y7j5YU1siJA?rel=0&amp;fs=1' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6>\u00a9 Cousu Mouche, 2011, tous droits r\u00e9serv\u00e9s.<\/h6>\n<h1>Suisse Attitude<\/h1>\n<h5>Paroles, musique et chant : <strong>Rolf K\u00fchl<\/strong><br \/>\nMusique, chant et guitare&nbsp;: <strong>Marcel K\u00fchl<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>Maman r\u00e9cure la cuisine<br \/>\nMon fr\u00e8re repasse ses le\u00e7ons<br \/>\nMa s\u0153ur r\u00eave d\u2019\u00eatre ballerine<br \/>\nPapa compte ses munitions<\/p>\n<p>On est une famille id\u00e9ale<br \/>\nQui n\u2019ferait pas d\u2019mal \u00e0 une mouche<br \/>\nOn n\u2019tire jamais et c\u2019est normal<br \/>\nQue sur ce qui nous para\u00eet louche<\/p>\n<p><em>On pointe nos canons \u00e0 l\u2019est<br \/>\nOn pointe notre m\u00e9pris au sud<br \/>\nPour rester toujours \u00e0 l\u2019ouest<br \/>\nC\u2019est la Suisse attitude<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tonton n\u2019a pas d\u2019arme \u00e0 la cave<br \/>\nIl est un peu bas d\u2019plafond<br \/>\nPapa dit que c\u2019est pas grave<br \/>\nLe cr\u00e9tin fait l\u2019charme du canton<\/p>\n<p>Tata est beaucoup plus dangereuse<br \/>\nElle vote de fa\u00e7on incongrue<br \/>\nPeut-\u00eatre m\u00eame qu\u2019elle est contagieuse<br \/>\nPar prudence on n\u2019lui parle plus<\/p>\n<p>Grand-m\u00e8re fait pas de ta\u00ef-chi<br \/>\nElle s\u2019d\u00e9tend \u00e0 la serpilli\u00e8re<br \/>\nGrand-p\u00e8re dort en chien de fusil<br \/>\nSous ses photos militaires<\/p>\n<p>Et quand l\u2019assistante sociale<br \/>\nLeur parle d\u2019une maison de retraite<br \/>\nOn brandit d\u2019un geste radical<br \/>\nLe FASS 90 et la ba\u00efonnette<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Et le cousin mal foutu<br \/>\nQui voudrait se suicider<br \/>\nPeut l\u2019faire \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole de recrue<br \/>\n\u00c0 quoi bon attendre de rentrer<\/p>\n<p>On est mille familles id\u00e9ales<br \/>\nQui n\u2019feraient pas d\u2019mal \u00e0 une mouche<br \/>\nOn veut tirer et c\u2019est normal<br \/>\nSur tout ce qui nous para\u00eet louche<\/p>\n<p><em>REFRAIN<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand nous arrivera une bonne guerre, fasse (90) qu\u2019elle vienne le soir! Parce qu\u2019avec les cours de r\u00e9p\u00e8te, on a appris \u00e0 tirer bourr\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":971,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[14,35,15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1454,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/1454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/dxs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}