{"id":867,"date":"2011-05-23T15:27:45","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T14:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/?p=867"},"modified":"2025-11-05T14:00:40","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T13:00:40","slug":"les-maux-du-prophete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"Les Maux du proph\u00e8te"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011_maux_prophete.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-894\" title=\"2011_maux_prophete\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011_maux_prophete.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011_maux_prophete.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011_maux_prophete-115x180.jpg 115w, https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011_maux_prophete-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011_maux_prophete-332x516.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/?author=40\">Mark Levental<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4>Cousu Mouche<br \/>\n2011<br \/>\n210 pages<\/h4>\n<p><strong>Version papier<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"product woocommerce add_to_cart_inline \" style=\"border:4px solid #ccc; padding: 12px;\"><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-amount amount\"><bdi><span class=\"woocommerce-Price-currencySymbol\">&#67;&#72;&#70;<\/span>&nbsp;20.00<\/bdi><\/span><a href=\"\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F867&#038;add-to-cart=4313\" aria-describedby=\"woocommerce_loop_add_to_cart_link_describedby_4313\" data-quantity=\"1\" class=\"button product_type_simple add_to_cart_button ajax_add_to_cart\" data-product_id=\"4313\" data-product_sku=\"\" aria-label=\"Ajouter au panier\u00a0: &ldquo;Les Maux du proph\u00e8te&rdquo;\" rel=\"nofollow\" data-success_message=\"\u00ab\u00a0Les Maux du proph\u00e8te\u00a0\u00bb a \u00e9t\u00e9 ajout\u00e9 \u00e0 votre panier\" role=\"button\">Ajouter au panier<\/a>\t<span id=\"woocommerce_loop_add_to_cart_link_describedby_4313\" class=\"screen-reader-text\">\n\t\t\t<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<h3>Le livre<\/h3>\n<p>Le Messie est de retour&#8230; \u00e0 Gen\u00e8ve<\/p>\n<p>Plus gras que Barak Obama, plus doux qu&rsquo;Oussama Ben Laden, plus mobile que J\u00e9sus-Christ, il est l&rsquo;homme le plus puissant du monde. G\u00e9rard Cruchon est arriv\u00e9 sur terre pour sauver l&rsquo;humanit\u00e9. Pour l&rsquo;heure, il se contente de transformer l&rsquo;eau des Services Industriels de Gen\u00e8ve en Colline des Oliviers hors d&rsquo;\u00e2ge. Mais bient\u00f4t, il saura faire triompher son destin de Proph\u00e8te aux deux mains gauches.<\/p>\n<p>Mark Levental signe un roman picaresque, tonifiant, d\u00e9lirant, o\u00f9 les anges croisent un chanteur de m\u00e9tal, o\u00f9 les requins philosophent \u00e0 l&rsquo;approche de containers flottants et o\u00f9 la lumi\u00e8re divine s&rsquo;offre un petit d\u00e9tour par les toilettes de Secret Story.<\/p>\n<p><em>Paresseux, ob\u00e8se, cynique et port\u00e9 sur la consommation excessive de bibine, G\u00e9rard Cruchon est aussi, et surtout, le nouveau Messie. Pouss\u00e9 \u00e0 se r\u00e9v\u00e9ler au monde, il se rend compte avec effroi que sa mission le d\u00e9passe.\u00a0 Sa rencontre avec Fulgence Jacquet, guitariste bruyant reconverti dans la chanson pour enfants, ne va pas arranger les choses.<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>L&rsquo;auteur<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Mark Levental <\/strong>se rit de l&rsquo;omnipotence et de ses limites en esquissant l&rsquo;attachant portrait d&rsquo;un \u00abproph\u00e8te aux deux mains gauches\u00bb. Ce premier roman d\u00e9capant fera le bonheur des colombophiles et des amoureux du rock qui tache.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Mark Levental<br \/>\nParesseux, ob\u00e8se, cynique et port\u00e9 sur la consommation excessive de bibine, G\u00e9rard Cruchon est aussi, et surtout, le nouveau Messie. Pouss\u00e9 \u00e0 se r\u00e9v\u00e9ler au monde, il se rend compte avec effroi que sa mission le d\u00e9passe.  Sa rencontre avec Fulgence Jacquet, guitariste bruyant reconverti dans la chanson pour enfants, ne va pas arranger les choses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":894,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-romans","column","fourcol","has-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":38,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7033,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions\/7033"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cousumouche.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}